WaywardGentleman

So...I may or may not have realized that some amount of time has passed by since I've Actually checked my DA account.

That would explain why my normal inbox number of twenty-something turned into 100-something. * Insert tiny metaphorical mushroom cloud here*

Had some crazy events occur that will, most likely, end up with my doing a total 180 in my choice of college degree and getting a new job. It's been a very strange game of wait-and-hope-and-move-and-'OH MY GOD, WHAT WILL I BE WHEN I GROW UP THEATREDOESNOTBRINGMONEY!'

I love this game. * Single manly tear*

All that being said, hopefully all the rest of you glorious cupcakes are doing fantastic. Know that your feedback has, and always will be, vastly appreciated.

Sweet dreams, y'all.

So I couldn't help but, notice that I was late to my own 1,000 page view hooplah.

Hooplah.

Now that that's over, here's a fun little bit for all of you.

In my attempt to figure out how I can give back to all of you lovely watchers, I perused over my gallery and found out something absolutely brutal: I have too many mother-freaking self shots. Very dull.

In short, my fabulous kitties, I would love your pictures. Be it from your gallery or collaboration via e-mail, I would be much the honored Wayward at the possibility of editing your photos and/or artwork should you so desire.

The one stipulation? Unless it's artistic nudity, I will not be taking any close-ups of your respective genitals.

As for the limit? We'll see what happens should I receive any feedback. Send me a note if you want to contact me via e-mail.

Thanks, everyone!

Greetings, all my lovely angel faces

So, I couldn't help but, notice ( as my bleary eyes came into focus upon my DA page) that I appear to be reaching a magical number of:

* Insert Epic Pause Here*

1,000

I may or may not have had to rub my eyes a little to make certain that I wasn't hallucinating.

This is momentous and I do believe I should express my utmost gratitude to you glorious eye-watchers and submitters of the most fantastic artworks. That being said, what can I do for you?

I already have a few ideas knocking themselves silly against my head case but, I'll not object to any creative suggestions from everyone. I'll let you know what I've settled on when the time comes.

Cheers!

Because I haven't done one of these and I literally have the attention span of a gnat at the moment, I've decided to fill time with this roundabout tag from the artistically eye-distracting Ms.Aurasama.

aurasama.deviantart.com/

Let's go on a magical journey together, shall we?
Here's the formalities:
1. You must post these rules.
2. Each person must post 10 things about themselves on their journal.
3. Answer the questions the tagger set for you, and create 10 new questions for the people you tag to answer.
4. You have to choose 10 people to tag and post their icons on your journal.
5. Go to their pages and tell them you have tagged her/him.
6. No nonsense in the tagging section about "you are tagged if you're reading this."
7. You have to tag 10 people.


Without further ado!
10 things about me:

1. My favorite alcoholic drink is a 'Brain Hemorrhage' shot.
2. Contrary to popular belief, I do own three skirts of varying color.
3. I once took a crash course on how to belly dance from a goth woman in the ladies' restroom of a nightclub
4. I am NOT a morning person. Well, I can be after the second cup of coffee
5. I once spent close to a month in Peru
6. I have a tendency to swear like sailor.
7. I have a great deal of difficulty understanding the logic behind 'basic' gender roles.
8. Under all the grim darkness? I'm a HUGE nerd.
9. I can be a patient person but, I can also be prone to fury at the drop of a metaphorical hatpin.
10. I apologise far too often for things that aren't my fault. ( Working on that one)

Questions by aurasama:

1. Grapes or watermelon?
Just one? Can't I have both?

2. Do you love the colour of the sky? Sometimes. Varying shades of grey get a bit tiresome.

3. Name one book that you're reading currently. If you're not reading anything currently, take a snapshot of your left sock and post it.
I'm currently reading 'Clinical Microbiology'
My socks are neon green and knee-high and FABULOUS.

4. If you could change one thing from last year, would you and what would it be?
I would've learned not to be manipulated by subtle yet, cruel intentions. Intentions that I knew but, chose to ignore.

5. Do you like kittens?
I might- I totally want an Ocelot Kitten. Right next to the Scottish fold and my future Munchkin.

6. Do you have any fears or phobias?
Arachnephobia- Spiders are NOT my friends.
Kakorrhaphiophobia- Failure is never a viable option
Virginitiphobia- More of a paranoia than a legitimate fear.

7. Does it ever snow where you live?
Sometimes?
Not this year, but the past two years were fruitful. I love snow 8D

8. What's the best movie you've watched recently?
I could lie but, in all honesty? The Blair Witch project has a special place in my heart.

9. When was the last time you did something extremely stupid but it actually had positive consequences?
Making my liver employee of the week by spending said week lit up like a Christmas Tree...but, it was time well spent with the best company I could've asked for.

10. Can you touch your nose with your tongue?
Let me check.
...
...
... No, I cannot. SCIENCE.


( Because I herped on the last post of this...)
10 questions from me;
1. What is your quest?
2. What is the most bizarre thing you have ever done in public?
3. Have you ever sang in the shower? What song and at what volume?
4. I have a hat. Do YOU have a hat? What does it look like?
5. You have the entirety of your bedroom to look at. What object do you relate with the most?
6. Favorite game and console.Go.
7. Just how awesome ARE you?
8. What's under your bed?
9. Have you ever fallen into the 'Weird Side' of YouTube? How badly did it scar you?
10. What sweet edible do you allow to caress your pallet?

Who am I tagging?

People. I am tagging people everywhere. Aaaaaaand.....Go.